The Brady Bunch Movie (1995)

Shane Conrad: Doug Simpson

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Quotes 

• Marcia Brady : [shows Doug her swollen nose]  I suppose you don't want to go out with me now, huh?

  Doug : Oh, of course I do. It's not your nose I'm after.

• Carol Brady : Marcia it looks like rain, you better take your shawl. How about you Doug? Do you have any protection?

  Doug : Oh, yes ma'am. Assorted colors and textures!

  Carol Brady : Good for you!

  Mike Brady : Have fun, kids.

• [Doug kisses Marcia] 

  Marcia Brady : Doug! I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.

  Doug : It's called a french kiss.

  Marcia Brady : [Slaps him]  But I thought you were from Nebraska!

• Doug : Marcia, got a minute?

  Marcia Brady : Forget it Doug. Even with a swollen nose, I can still smell a rat.

• Charlie : Hey, I heard what you said, Doug, and I'm not gonna let you talk to Marcia like that.

  Doug : Yeah?

  Charlie : Yeah.

  Doug : Well, what are you gonna do about it, geek?

  Charlie : I'm gonna lose consciousness.