The Brady Bunch Movie (1995)

Henriette Mantel: Alice Nelson

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Quotes 

• Marcia Brady : [in Jan's thought]  But Jan, you don't have friends. You're just jealous Jan.

  [Jan wakes up, holds a pair of scissors like a knife, and starts to cut Marcia's hair] 

  Cindy Brady : Jan, what are you doing?

  Jan Brady : Go back to sleep Cindy!

  Cindy Brady : Jan don't. Marcia's hair is so beautiful.

  Jan Brady : Exactly. That's why I'm gonna make alot of money when I sell it.

  [Jan continues to cut Marcia's hair] 

  Jan Brady : [laughs psychotically] 

  Cindy Brady : [Screams] 

  [Carol and Alice come into the room] 

  Carol Brady : Jan, what are you doing?

  [Marcia's got a new hairdo] 

  Carol Brady : Oh Marcia, I love your hair!

  Alice : What a groovy hairdo!

  Cindy Brady : Oh, you're so beautiful!

  Jan Brady : No! She was supposed to look bad! No! No!

  [Jan wakes up] 

  Jan Brady : What a horrible dream.

• Sam : Wait a minute, I've got something for you.

  Alice : [rolls her eyes]  Unless it fits on my fingers, I gotta hit the hay.

  Sam : It better fit, or I'm gonna have to take it back.

  Alice : [gets excited, closes her eyes and sticks out her hand]  Sam, I thought this day would never come!

  Sam : [Gives Alice a bowling ball]  When I saw it, I thought it was right up your alley.

  Alice : I'm bowled over.

• Carol Brady : Why don't you help Alice bake some cookies?

  Cindy Brady : Okay Mommy

  [talking to Alice] 

  Cindy Brady : Can my doll help too?

  Alice : As long as it's not Betsy Wetsy. She makes my cookies soggy woggy.