Four Rooms (1995)

Antonio Banderas: Man (segment "The Misbehavers")

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• [after seeing that the room is on fire; Ted has a needle in his hand while holding the leg of a dead woman; Sara has a bottle of champagne in her hand, and Juancho is smoking] 

  Man : [perks eyebrows]  Did they misbehave?

• Man : Hmm.

  [lets go of Ted's face and pulls out some money] 

  Man : 100, 200, 300. Here you are.

  Ted the Bellhop : I thought you said 500.

  Man : No, I said 300.

  Ted the Bellhop : No, sir. I distinctly heard you say 500.

  Man : Are you calling me a liar?

  Ted the Bellhop : No, sir. What I'm saying is that you accidentally forgot that the first thing you said...

  Man : But what I last said was 300, and what you say last is what counts.

  Ted the Bellhop : Well, then, if you say 500 one last time, we have a deal.

  Man : You fucking with me, pendejo?

  Ted the Bellhop : No, sir, but I'm by myself, and looking after your kids is a pain in the ass I don't need.

  Man : [whispering]  Are you calling my kids a pain in the ass?

  Ted the Bellhop : Why, no, sir, not the kids. It's the situation that is a pain in the ass.

  Man : No, you were right the first time. They're a pain in the ass. All right. You win, tough guy. 500.

• Man : All right. You want 500 bucks?

  Ted the Bellhop : Sure.

  Man : [thinks for a bit]  How about three?

  Ted the Bellhop : 300 dollars?

  Man : Yeah.

  Ted the Bellhop : Three's fine.

  Man : Good. My children are staying here tonight watching TV. I want you to check up on them every 30 minutes.

  Ted the Bellhop : Check up on them?

  Man : Yeah, make sure they're all right. Make sure they're fed. Make sure they go to bed. You know, these things.

  Ted the Bellhop : Sir, I can send out for a babysitting service.

  Man : No. I don't trust babysitters. My children are safer alone than with some fucked-up pedophile babysitter I don't know from the man in the fucking moon.

  Wife : What about him? What makes you think you can trust him?

  Man : [grabs Ted's face]  Tell me that's not a face you can trust.

  Ted the Bellhop : I'd love to help you with your problem, sir, but unfortunately I'm here alone tonight.

• Man : What about leaving the kids here?

  Wife : Here in the room, all by themselves?

  Man : No, with the television.

• Man : You kids are gonna stay here watching TV. I want you to be in bed and asleep before twelve. Your mother and I will be back later on - maybe. *Don't* misbehave.