A Midwinter's Tale (1995)

Nicholas Farrell: Tom Newman (Laertes, Fortinbras, and messengers)

Quotes 

• Fadge : You see, we must make the design all about space. People in space. Things in space. Women in space. Men in space.

  Tom Newman : So we'll sort of be space men?

  Fadge : In a sense.

• Tom Newman : Hamlet isn't just Hamlet. Oh no, no, no. Oh, no. Hamlet is me. Hamlet is Bosnia. Hamlet is this desk. Hamlet is the air. Hamlet is my grandmother. Hamlet is everything you ever though about sex, about geology...

  Joe Harper : Geology?

  Tom Newman : In a very loose sense, of course.

• [Prepping Molly to play Hamlet] 

  Tom Newman : The fight! If it all goes wrong, drop the sword, take this off, and throw it at me. Then I say, "The boot! The boot was poisoned!" and die.

• Joe Harper : Let me introduce you to our designer. This is Fadge.

  Nina Raymond : Did he say "Vag"?

  Tom Newman : I'm glad she uses the abbreviation.