A Midwinter's Tale (1995)

Celia Imrie: Fadge

Quotes 

• Fadge : You see, we must make the design all about space. People in space. Things in space. Women in space. Men in space.

  Tom Newman : So we'll sort of be space men?

  Fadge : In a sense.

• Fadge : [after watching Nina rub what she thinks to be lotion on her face]  Why are you rubbing low calorie mayonnaise on your face?

• Vernon Spatch : You're doing wonderfully well. Tell me, are your nipples hard?

  Fadge : If they were any harder, Tom could do chin-ups from them.

• [Nina falls on her face down a flight of stairs] 

  Carnforth Greville : She does seem to have bit of a vision problem, doesn't she?

  Fadge : She's brushed her teeth with soap for the last three nights, but she won't admit it.

• Audience Member : Any ice cream?

  Fadge : We have herbal tea, natural fruit juice, organic rice cakes, balsamic chocolate, and straw.

  Audience Member : But any ice cream?

  Fadge : What are you, a fascist?