Nine Months (1995)
Hugh Grant: Samuel Faulkner
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Quotes
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Dr. Kosevich : I've got it! Nurse, call the Anesthesiologist, this woman needs an enema!
Nurse , Samuel Faulkner , Rebecca Taylor : An enema?
Dr. Kosevich : No, uh, she needs a pedicure!
Nurse : This ain't no goddam beauty parlor!
Dr. Kosevich : Epitath!
Samuel Faulkner : She's not dead, you moron!
Dr. Kosevich : Epidermus... Uh...
Rebecca Taylor : Epidural, asshole!
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Rebecca Taylor : Sam! My water broke!
Samuel Faulkner : Well, we'll get you another one!
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Samuel Faulkner : Are you sure?
Rebecca Taylor : I'm ten days late.
Samuel Faulkner : And there's no way you could have had it and just not noticed?
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Samuel Faulkner : Can't you give her something for the pain?
Dr. Kosevich : You don't want natural child birth?
Samuel Faulkner : No!
Dr. Kosevich : Okay, uh... You want Anastasia? Drugs, yes? Okay, valium.
Samuel Faulkner : Valium is no good for her.
Dr. Kosevich : No, for me.
Samuel Faulkner : NO!
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Samuel Faulkner : [Lost a tennis game] Fuck! Shit! Shit!
Sean : Sam...?
Samuel Faulkner : FUCK!
Sean : Okay, no more today. What happened to that British etiquette?
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Samuel Faulkner : Think, you Commie bastard!
Dr. Kosevich : Shut up, you limey prick!
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Truman : My dad's an asshole.
Samuel Faulkner : Okay. Good. Um, is that something you can maybe elaborate on for me a little?
Truman : Okay. My dad's a giant asshole.
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Samuel Faulkner : I'm so sorry, I was a disgrace, I know now what a bastard I was, I was completely selfish and you had absolutely every right to walk out on me, but I want you to reconsider,
[shows her a ring]
Samuel Faulkner : will you marry me? Rebecca, be my wife.
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Marty : I'm not gonna buy your damn video!
Arnie : But, the kids will love it...
Marty : My kids will hate it because they think your show sucks!
Arnie : [after a long pause] Oh.
Samuel Faulkner : But, thanks. Thanks anyway.
Arnie : Oh, sure. Hey, no hard feelings okay?
Marty : All right. Sorry.
Arnie : That's okay.
[laughs]
Arnie : So long.
Samuel Faulkner : So long.
[He and Samuel walk away]
Arnie : Eh, you cheap shit.
Marty : What did you say?
Arnie : Huh? Oh, gee! I didn't say nothing, mister! You must be hearing things.
Samuel Faulkner : He didn't anything, Marty.
Arnie : Bye-bye! Arnie loves you, you penis head.
Marty : Now, I heard that!
[Sammy stops him]
Arnie : Heard what?
Marty : I heard what you said.
Samuel Faulkner : All right, come on, forget it. He's someone pathetic in a dinosaur suit. Come on.
Marty : There's children around here, for god's sake.
Samuel Faulkner : Forget it, forget it. Come on.
Arnie : So long, you fat-ass pussy!
[he flips the bird]
Marty : That's it!
[began to fight Arnie the Dinosaur]
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Truman : Are you alright, Man?
Samuel Faulkner : Yes, I'm fine. I was just listening to what you were saying. Um, could you repeat it so I could get it down?
Truman : You're an asshole, and my dad's a bastard!
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Older Woman : You stupid son of a bitch! He has a heart condition, learn to drive! What?
[to Older Man]
Older Woman : George! Are you all right?
Older Man : I'm having chest pains.
Older Woman : I'll call an ambulance.
Samuel Faulkner : Look, I'm on my way to the hospital, if'd you like a ride.
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[after hits a bicyclist by a van]
Samuel Faulkner : Jesus.
[opens the car door]
Samuel Faulkner : I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Are you all right?
Bicyclist : My leg is broken. Help me.
Samuel Faulkner : Help! Just stay there.
[Older Woman and waitress comes out of the car and picks him up]
Older Woman : Are you trying to kill everyone in San Francisco, you asshole? We don't have time for this! My husband's having a heart attack!
[a car door bumps Bicyclist's head, screaming]
Bicyclist : OW! Where are you taking me?
Older Woman : Shut up, or I'll break the other leg!
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Rebecca Taylor : [after 2 months of abstinence, she finally feels good enough to make love again. But, after a mad dash to their room and settled in bed...] I don't think we should make love until we talk to the doctor.
Samuel Faulkner : [tremendously disappointed] Please?
Rebecca Taylor : We don't know what could happen, hon.
[pause]
Rebecca Taylor : But you know what? I bet if we wait a while, we can feel the baby move again.
Samuel Faulkner : [trying hard to be brave] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That would be just as much fun.