- Mark: You're the skilful gay of Britain. You have got three straight men fighting over which one gets you.
- Phill Jupitus: Stand up a minute.
- Simon Amstell: Why, what's wrong with me?
- Phill Jupitus: You look like you've been drawn by children.
- [childishly]
- Phill Jupitus: This is a man in a suit. I've got lots of brown so
- [manically]
- Phill Jupitus: Here's his hair.
- Simon Amstell: That's what I was going for.