Bulletproof (1996)
Adam Sandler: Moses
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Quotes
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Cop : Sir, have you had anything to drink today?
Archie Moses : [drunk] I had about a half a beer, the dog had a lot.
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Archie Moses : Wow, Awesome! They got porno!
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Archie Moses : This is a '70s porno. You know how I can tell? Because the guy's dick has sideburns.
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Archie Moses : See that, your head hurts 'cus you feel guilty.
Keats : My head hurts 'cus you shot me in it!
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Archie Moses : I don't like your God. Your God scares me.
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Archie Moses : [Trying to escape out of the window in the shower, Keats puts his gun in his ass] AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!
Keats : Let me guess. You dropped the soap!
Archie Moses : Please take that thing out of my ass.
Keats : [Charlie, the motel manager looks up and sees them] I want you on the bed. Now.
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Archie Moses : You'd better not kill me, man, I've got shit to do tomorrow!
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Archie Moses : You wank off a lot?
Chuck : What's a lot?
Archie Moses : You know, you got 5 minutes off, slip into one of the rooms, pull down your lil' panty's wack it.
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Archie Moses : In actuality, I was hitting on her harder than you think, motherfucker! So why don't you step the fuck back before I bitch slap your fucking heiney!
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Archie Moses : I see you've got porno here
Chuck : Yes, we have an excellent selection
Archie Moses : Good I like the porn
Chuck : Well, good
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Archie Moses : You're a piece of shit, you know that, Keats?
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Archie Moses : You can't stop fucking me over, can you?
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Traci : Jack, Colton made me do it. He would've killed me if I hadn't done it...
Archie Moses : Ooh, watch it now, Keats, l she's playin' you.
Traci : But then I fell in love with you.
Archie Moses : But... then I fell... shut the fuck up!
Traci : I swear to God I did!
Archie Moses : Ah, she's lyin' out her devil ass!
Traci : Will you shut the fuck up?
Archie Moses : Why don't you make me?
[she knocks the gun out of his hand and punches him, sending him down the stairs]
Archie Moses : Jesus... I gotta learn how to fight; this is pathetic.
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Archie Moses : Hey, Man! What are you doing? You just wasted good weed!
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Archie Moses : [singing] And I will always love you...
Keats : WILL YOU SHUT UP? SHUT THE HELL UP!
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Archie Moses : I saved our fuckin' life!
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Archie Moses : I got piss on me!