Everyone Says I Love You (1996)

Natasha Lyonne: DJ

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• DJ : [as a narrator]  And, of course, my stepbrother Scott, who's very smart, but currently on the outs with the family, because he's become a conservative Republican, which has caused my stepfather to have a stroke since we're all liberal Democrats.

• DJ : [as a narrator]  And wouldn't you know it, as soon as his brain started functioning properly, Scott resigned from the Young Conservative Republican Club and started espousing left-wing, Democratic, liberal philosophy.

• DJ : That's Frieda, our maid. Personally I think she was Hitler's maid at Berchtesgaden.

• DJ : [as a narrator]  If Dad's a liberal Democrat, then you'd have to say Mom is the one thing more extreme. She's a guilty liberal Democrat.

• Charles Ferry : A lot of times a guy'll come up behind ya and... Swish! You get your blade out quick, you stick it in him, or you're dead.

  DJ : Have you stuck a lot of other inmates, Mr. Ferry?

  Charles Ferry : Enough.