Flirting with Disaster (1996)

Josh Brolin: Agent Tony Kent

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• Agent Tony : Do you mind if I look at your armpit?

  Nancy Coplin : My armpit?

  Agent Tony : It's my favorite part of a woman's body.

• Tony : Where did you two come down on the whole circumcision controversy?

  Tony : Personally, I think a boy's penis should look just like his father's.

• Tony : Nancy was saying you were having some tension about oral sex.

• Agent Tony : We're riding in two cars until we get to the B and B, Paul. That's not an agenda.

  Mel : Let's just hit the road, okay?

  Nancy Coplin : [to Mel]  You don't mind if he rides with you, right?

  Mel : Why can't he ride with you?

  Agent Paul : [to Tony]  Do you see what you're doing to me?

  Agent Tony : Ride with us. I don't care. Ride with us.

  Agent Paul : Oh, that's so generous of you, Tony. You know, I think I'll ride will illicit couple number two.

• Tina : Do you worry about the risk factor involved in gay sex?

  Agent Paul : You know, it may be news to you, but not every gay man has, uh, anal sex. That's where a lot of the HIV risk lies.

  Agent Tony : For example, I'm very anal. Uh, I-I mean, in, uh, in the sense... that I'm compulsively careful and clean about what touches my body. Not into penetration, at all.

  Mel : Okay, do we have to talk about this right now?

  Nancy Coplin : Well, why not? Are you a homophobic?

  Mel : No, I...

  Nancy Coplin : I think it's interesting.

  Mel : Really? Well, I think in front of the baby we shouldn't.

  Agent Paul : Nancy's just testing the risk factor for sex with Tony, Mel.

  Mel : What?

  Agent Tony : Paul, don't patronize her.

  Agent Paul : I'm not patronizing her.

  Agent Tony : She knows that I came of age in the era of AIDS... and even though I'm bisexual I've been incredibly careful, okay? Tested negative three times in the last seven months.

  Nancy Coplin : Really?

  Agent Paul : Runway ready for takeoff.

  Agent Tony : If I remember correctly. Yeah, three times.