High School High (1996)

Tia Carrere: Victoria Chapell

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• Victoria Chapell : [Richard and Victoria are making love in the dark]  Richard? I'm over here.

  Victoria's Cat : MEOW!

• Principal Evelyn Doyle : What the hell's going on here?

  Victoria Chapell : I was attacked.

  Principal Evelyn Doyle : Dressed like that, what do you expect And alone with him?

  Richard Clark : It wasn't just me. There were three of us.

  Principal Evelyn Doyle : Oh. That makes it all better.

  Richard Clark : No, no. I was wrestling with the other guy. He was trying to have sex with her.

  Principal Evelyn Doyle : I don't care what your arrangement was or how it went wrong! Now you listen to me, Clark. Either you shape up or I'll bounce you out of here faster than a homo at Fort Dix!

• Victoria Chapell : Remember, some things are irreplaceable

  Richard Clark : Irreplaceable? Nothings gonna happen to me.

  [Richard drives away] 

  Victoria Chapell : I was talking about my car!

• Richard Clark : Victoria, could you give me a ride home? I seem to have misplaced my car.

  Victoria Chapell : Oh, don't worry about it. All the teachers lose their car on their first day.

• Victoria Chapell : [referring to Paco's entry into a school dance, even though it's not his school]  Paco's gang always gets into other school dances, and they bring weapons to them

  Richard Clark : What kind of people bring weapons to a dance?

  [Anferney and all his friends nearby put their hands in their coats, and you hear guns cocking] 

• Richard Clark : Where the hell's our waiter?

  Richard Clark : Good evening, gentlemen and welcome to Mr. A's fine dining establishment. I'm Zack. I'll be your waiter this evening, and this is my trainee, Paula. I'm an Aries. I enjoy water sports and dancing. And my hobbies are origami...

  Mr. DeMarco : Enough small talk. Just bring us two thick T-bones.

  Richard Clark : Yes, sir. Would you like those with or without the bones?

  Mr. DeMarco : And a couple of glasses of water.

  Richard Clark : All right. Let me tell you about our water then. It comes from the Los Angeles aqueduct, where it flows down a lovely cement channel on a bed of...

  Mr. DeMarco : I don't care where it came from. Just bring it to us.

  Victoria Chapell : [Taking a cart of deserts from another watier]  I'll take that. It's his birthday. Would anyone care for some desserts this evening?

  Mr. DeMarco : Look, you little weasel. Just bring us what we asked for. Unless you want me to stick this bread stick up your ass.

  Richard Clark : It sure would taste better if you didn't. You might want to try buttering it first.