High School High (1996)

Louise Fletcher: Principal Evelyn Doyle

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Quotes 

• Principal Evelyn Doyle : Around here, they call me "Mr. A."

  Richard Clark : "Mister?"

  Principal Evelyn Doyle : I inherited the business from my late husband.

  Richard Clark : Well, I'm shocked!

  Principal Evelyn Doyle : What? That a woman can run a business?

  Richard Clark : No. That you were ever married.

• Principal Evelyn Doyle : What the hell's going on here?

  Victoria Chapell : I was attacked.

  Principal Evelyn Doyle : Dressed like that, what do you expect And alone with him?

  Richard Clark : It wasn't just me. There were three of us.

  Principal Evelyn Doyle : Oh. That makes it all better.

  Richard Clark : No, no. I was wrestling with the other guy. He was trying to have sex with her.

  Principal Evelyn Doyle : I don't care what your arrangement was or how it went wrong! Now you listen to me, Clark. Either you shape up or I'll bounce you out of here faster than a homo at Fort Dix!

• [During drug bust] 

  Principal Evelyn Doyle : What exactly is she doing here?

  Richard Clark : She's my bitch!

  [Victoria stares at Richard incredulously; Doyle stares at both of them blankly] 

  Richard Clark : Well... my significant other. We've been slappin' skins for quite some time, hmmmm?

• Richard Clark : Why would I have his briefcase unless I was workin' for him?

  Principal Evelyn Doyle : That's doesn't prove anything. You could have seen him down in the restaurant, dressed up like a waiter, created some kind of diversion while she snatched it from under the table.

  Richard Clark : [Swallows toothpick]  That's a little farfetched, don't you think?

• [During drug bust] 

  Hulk : False alarm. Some idiot put a gun in the microwave

  [Principal Evelyn Doyle stares at Richard Clark. Richard swallows the blue ball] 

  Principal Evelyn Doyle : Good stuff huh?

  [Richard Clark finishes swallowing the blue ball] 

  Principal Evelyn Doyle : So what have you got to say for yourself?

  Richard Clark : Nothing really. Except it's going to be an interesting morning tomorrow after my coffee. I'm going to need at least two magazines.