High School High (1996)

Marco Rodríguez: Mr. DeMarco

Quotes 

• Richard Clark : Where the hell's our waiter?

  Richard Clark : Good evening, gentlemen and welcome to Mr. A's fine dining establishment. I'm Zack. I'll be your waiter this evening, and this is my trainee, Paula. I'm an Aries. I enjoy water sports and dancing. And my hobbies are origami...

  Mr. DeMarco : Enough small talk. Just bring us two thick T-bones.

  Richard Clark : Yes, sir. Would you like those with or without the bones?

  Mr. DeMarco : And a couple of glasses of water.

  Richard Clark : All right. Let me tell you about our water then. It comes from the Los Angeles aqueduct, where it flows down a lovely cement channel on a bed of...

  Mr. DeMarco : I don't care where it came from. Just bring it to us.

  Victoria Chapell : [Taking a cart of deserts from another watier]  I'll take that. It's his birthday. Would anyone care for some desserts this evening?

  Mr. DeMarco : Look, you little weasel. Just bring us what we asked for. Unless you want me to stick this bread stick up your ass.

  Richard Clark : It sure would taste better if you didn't. You might want to try buttering it first.