Kingpin (1996)

William Jordan: Mr. Boorg

Quotes 

• Roy : Morning! I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once.

  [Takes a drink from the bucket] 

  Mr. Boorg : We don't have a cow. We have a bull.

  Roy : I'll brush my teeth.

• Mr. Boorg : How many children do you have, Brother Hezekiah?

  Roy : Uh, none that I know of.

  [Adopting a terrible Irish accent] 

  Roy : What I mean to say is, I was, uh, wee, I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheese gratin' accident as a young man.

• Mr. Boorg : Ishmael always was a strange boy, but he means well.