The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)

Gladys O'Connor: Alice

Quotes 

• Nathan : Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.

  Alice : Well, what's wrong with the dog?

  Nathan : Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?