Space Jam (1996)

Wayne Knight: Stan Podolak

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Quotes 

• [Stan is digging up the golf hole that Michael got sucked down] 

  Golfer : What are you doing?

  Stan Podalak : I'm uh, I'm fixing a divot.

  Golfer : Oh.

  Golfer : [shouting back to someone off camera]  He's fixing a divot!

• Stan Podalak : C'mon, Michael! It's game time! Get your Hanes on, lace up your Nikes, grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll pick up a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark.

• Stan Podalak : The mouse? He picked the mouse?

• Stan Podalak : Let me help! Let me help! I can help! I can help!

  Michael Jordan : What can you do?

  Stan Podalak : Well, I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow.

  Sylvester : And large.

  Daffy Duck : And a dork.

• [Stan prepares to take a picture of Michael after the hole in one] 

  Stan Podalak : Let me get a picture of this. All right, here we go, you want to smile. You reach in, you reach in for the ball and then you smile. OK?

  Michael Jordan : Yes.

  Stan Podalak : And you think this is good.

  Michael Jordan : Just take the picture!

  Stan Podalak : All right.

  [a rope comes out of the hole and pulls Michael in] 

  Bill Murray : [after a pause]  What kind of camera is that?

  Stan Podalak : It's just a...

  Bill Murray : [interrupts]  Would you not point it at me please and close the lens cap?

  Stan Podalak : I didn't do anything! I just took...

  Larry Bird : Where'd he go?

• Stan Podalak : [after all of his attempts to dig to find Michael have failed]  This is it! THIS IS IT! I don't know where you are, Michael! But wherever you are, you obviously enjoy bein' there more than spendin' time with me!