Tiger Heart (1996)

Ted Jan Roberts: Eric

Quotes 

• Steve : Excuse me, guys... can I see your invitations?

  Brad : Is this your house?

  Steve : Yes.

  Brad : Your party?

  Steve : Yes.

  Brad : Can we get in?

  Steve : No.

  Eric : C'mon Brad, let's just go.

  Brad : No no no no... Steve... Steve, we can get in, right?

  Steve : You don't got an invitation. You don't go in.

  Brad : You don't GOT an invitation? Steve, quick English lesson; it's don't HAVE an invitation. As in 'Hi, my name is Steve. I don't have brain.'

  Steve : You're just a natural little Shakestein, aren't you?

  Brad : Shakespeare, Steve... it's Shakespeare. Didn't you see the 'No Idiots' sign on the front lawn?

• Mr. Johnson : What do you mean we're having the bedroom redone? We just had it redone last week.

  Cynthia : I'm having it redone... redone.

  Mr. Johnson : Should I bother to ask why?

  Cynthia : Well, I just read that Sharon Stone is having her bedroom redone in imperial blue. So... I want imperial blue.

  Eric : Keeping up with the Stoneses?

• Stephanie : Hi.

  Eric : So, hows your uncle?

  Stephanie : On his way to a full recovery.

  Eric : And how are you doing?

  Stephanie : Just fine... Tiger.

  Eric : Tiger?

  Stephanie : Yeah, that's what I'm gonna call you from now on. Like, your nickname.

  Eric : Mm, so we're giving nicknames now, huh? Well, can I call you Schnookums?

  Stephanie : Schnookums? Sounds like an air freshener.

  [pause] 

  Stephanie : Well, this has definitely been one of the most exciting summers I've ever had.

  Eric : Yeah. Wonder if it gets any better?

  Stephanie : You know it does.

• Eric : Let me drive, Brad.

  Brad : No, you can NOT drive! Did you see what I had to go through to GET these keys? I have to eat vegetables!

• Eric : There are two things in the world I can't stand; flat soda... and big slimy guys with tattoos.

• Eric : That guy is such a jerk.

  Steve : Hey, forget him. He's just compensating for a tiny...

  Eric : Nose!