Cats Don't Dance (1997)
George Kennedy: L.B. Mammoth
Quotes
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Reporter : Gee whiz, Mr. Mammoth, what's the secret of your success?
L.B. Mammoth : Simple! It's Dimple!
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L.B. Mammoth : You animals will never...
Flanigan : ...nibble kibble in this town again!
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L.B. Mammoth : Ah, the recipe for a Darla Dimple movie. Begin with one part adorable character in jeopardy.
[inside the soundstage, Darla has tied up Pudge]
Darla Dimple : Sorry, penguin, but in everyone's life, a little rain must fall. Max, man the valves!
Max : Yes, Miss Dimple.
[Max opens the water valve]
L.B. Mammoth : Add two parts perky determination...
Darla Dimple : More water, Max. More water!
[Max opens the water valve even more, causing the shower heads to burst open]
L.B. Mammoth : Sprinkle in an air of innocence...
Darla Dimple : Wind, Max! We must have WIND!
[Max rips off the fan guard, grips one of the blades, and pushes it down, creating wind]
L.B. Mammoth : Stir in...
Darla Dimple : More water!
[Max rips off the water valve, sending gallons of water gushing out into the flood]
L.B. Mammoth : Add a pinch of...
Darla Dimple : Thunder!
[Max grips a steam pipe, which starts bulging at the bottom. Two gauges and a bulb burn out, harming Pudge. The steam pipe eventually bursts, letting off steam]
L.B. Mammoth : And an itsy-bitsy dash of...
Darla Dimple : LIGHTNING!
[cackling evilly, Max slams the two lightning generators to create lightning]
L.B. Mammoth : Mix them all together, and what do you get?
[presses the open door button and the stage doors open, revealing a flooded stage which then spills out into the lot]