Cats Don't Dance (1997)

Lindsay Ridgeway: Darla Dimple

Quotes 

• Darla Dimple : [in movie]  Yea, as you walk through your valley of despair, fear not. For I am your little Ark Angel, and I will look after each and every little, teensy-weensy, itsy-bitsy one of you!

  [crowd "awww"s] 

  Cranston : Shoot me.

• Darla Dimple : [singing]  I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go / There's one thing that I know / You gotta give the people what they want / Or you'll wind up back in Kokomo, Nebraska.

  Danny : Uh, Indiana, Ms. Dimple.

  Darla Dimple : ...Whatever.

• Darla Dimple : They like it big, they like it loud / Maybe a little bit jazzy sometimes / Mister Pussycat, listen to me / You don't have to be good, but you had better be...

  Max : Get hot, Miss Dimple.

  Darla Dimple : Big and Loud! / Big and Loud! / Wanna make your mamma proud / Make it big / And / Loud!

• Darla Dimple : [singing]  I didn't get where I am today / By getting myself get pushed around / No man nor beast / Nor kitty cat nor doggie / Is going to bring me down.

  Max : Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  Darla Dimple : Shut up, Max.

• Darla Dimple : Now, the people they were so bad / That the Lord made the rain come down / And He washed away the bad cities, and He washed away the bad towns / And all of the people drowned / With the animals it was different, though some of them drowned too / The others were just poor animals, and they didn't know what to do / So... I built a little ark / As cute as it can be / And I put all the animals two by two / On my little boat on the sea.