The Jackal (1997)

Jack Black: Lamont

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• [after finding out the the gun sights are off by 3 mm, but the auto-tracking is perfect] 

  The Jackal : Well, Lamont. I'm gonna have to speed-test it now.

  Ian Lamont : Yes. Yes. Speed-test.

  The Jackal : So... run.

  Ian Lamont : [chuckles]  What do you mean?

  The Jackal : I mean run.

  The Jackal : [icily]  Now!

• Ian Lamont : Motherfucker, motherfucker. *That motherfucker is state of the art!* Dude, I knew it was going to be big. I didn't know it was going to be the fuckin' prototype cannon. It's a fuckin' motrol... Damn! Some hairy looking rounds.

  The Jackal : Made from depleted uranium. Go through anything. Once they get inside they just spall.

  Ian Lamont : Hell yeah. They spall yeah. They get in there and they just.

  [imitates spalling noise] 

  Ian Lamont : That rocks. Look at the friggin' lens on that thing...

  The Jackal : Don't touch that!

  Ian Lamont : It's got like a 2000 mile zoom lens! That thing is kick ass. Dude is this thing a prototype, or what? I bet you it cost you a shitload. That rocks. Man, you rock. Do you know what I'm saying? ROCK! Fuckin' thing kicks ass.

  [crosshairs appear on the computer screen] 

  Ian Lamont : Oh, yeah. Bring on the *spall*, baby. I can't wait to see the shit...

  The Jackal : LAMONT!

  [quietly but menacingly] 

  The Jackal : Close your mouth!