Mean Guns (1997)

Kimberly Warren: D

Quotes 

• Marcus : Let's just say that once upon a time, there were 3 bears

  Lou : Oh God, not another story!

  D : Yeah Marcus, just spit it out!

  Marcus : The bears went out one day looking for food which was other bears

  Lou : Ah, cannibalistic bears!

  Marcus : And when these 3 bears got back to their house, they found little Goldilocks sleeping in their bed. Just before they could eat her, Papa bear said, 'Now just wait, we're cannibalistic bears!'

  D : Yes, yes we are

  Lou : I wanna be Mama bear

  D : *Three* bears

  Marcus : Ah, the bears. Goldilocks is tasty to us so Goldilocks must be tasty to other bears, and what we really would like to eat is other bears, so why don't we use Goldilocks as a trap for the other bears. And all the bears nodded their heads and thought it was good, so they did. Goldilocks was a very good trap for the other bears, and the 3 bears went back home to their nice homes at night, simply stuffed to the gills with bear. Yum yum!

  D : So who do we use for bait? Not Goldilocks

  Lou : Not who, but what

  Marcus : Precisely

  D : Im lost

  Lou : Of course you are, you're stupid!

• D : I can't be here for this. This is wrong. Wrong time, wrong place... wrong life.