Nightwatch (1997)

Mongo Brownlee: Pub Thug

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Quotes 

• James : Excuse me. Hi. I, I wanted to thank you.

  Pub Thug : Man, what in the fuck is you talking bout' fool?

  James : I wanted to thank you, you realise how long we've been looking for you two? You're not telling me I'm the first person to approach you about this?

  James : Look, I'm totally serious. You guys are going to be on talk shows from now until forever.

  Pub Thug : Talk shows?

  James : Oprah, Phil, Sally, you name it. You like Ricki Lake?

  Pub Thug : What the fuck are you talking about man.

  James : Listen, when I say we've been looking for two guys like you I mean it. Now, no one's approached you about this, not one soul.

  Pub Thug : No, nobody's approached me.

  James : It's unbelievable, un-fucking believable. Now listen, when you guys go on these talk shows, and there's gonna be a lot of them you're gonna be on the road for weeks, these guys are gonna ask the same opening questions over and over. Maybe we should run through it now, you know, just so you're prepared. What do you say?

  Pub Thug : Okay.

  James : All right, great. It's a multi-part question so you gotta answer carefully. Now, we know for certain that your parents communicated through a series of clicks and grunts. What we want to know is; how and when did you acquire the facility of speech? Were you the only one in your group to exhibit this facility? And when did the majority of your body fur fall out?

  James : I tell you what, answer the third part first.

  Pub Thug : Sure.

  [attacks James] 

• Pub Thug : Damn, baby. Do fries come with that shake?

  Marie : Please get out of my way.

  Pub Thug : Let me know if you're interested in nine inches

  Marie : I'm very interested in nine inches. I'm just not interested in fucking you three times to get it.

  Pub Thug : Such nasty things coming from such a pretty mouth.