Spice World (1997)

Michael Barrymore: Mr. Step

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Quotes 

• Mr. Step : [Yelling]  Righty horrible, lot! Left, right, left, ooh! Ah! Don't give me any of that Julie Andrews hilltop clap trap! I'm your mother now, and I don't mean superior

  [Yelling at Baby Spice] 

  Mr. Step : Take that sweet out of your mouth

  [Starts rambling incoherently, then starts half galloping] 

  Mr. Step : Right. Now Shootanoo. Shendy. Shendy. Shendy. Shend.

  Ginger Spice : Are you the dance teacher, Mr. Step?

  Mr. Step : [Stops in front of Ginger Spice]  That is correct. I'm going to show you "Port de Bras." Well, that wouldn't really apply to you.

  [Ginger Spice looks at her breasts, Mr. Step starts dancing, and the girls attempt to follow along] 

  Mr. Step : Oh. Mama. Oh, Ma. Oh, oh, oh Mama. Mama. Oh ma. Mama.

  [Stops dancing] 

  Baby : You know, we can't dance like that.

  Mr. Step : Yes, I know, I've seen your videos.

  [Starts laughing] 

  Scary Spice : This is ridiculous. Let's just do our own thing.

  Mr. Step : Ah! Don't even understand things, they're so strange. That's it, we're gonna get fit, fit, fit, fit, fit! One, two, one, two, three four...

  [the girls start dancing, Mr. Step notices and decides to go along with it] 

  Mr. Step : One, two, one, two, three, four. One, two, one, two, three, four. One, two, one, two, three, four. One, two, one, two, three, four.

  Spice Girls : [singing]  Never give up on the good times, gotta believe in the love you find. Never give up on the good times, living it up is a state of mind

  Mr. Step : [Starts marching, the girls follow]  I love it! Make your mother proud of you. What sort of men are you anyway/ left, right, left, right, left, right. Left, right, left, right, left, right. Right then, Spice Girls, regimental calls!