Trojan War (1997)

Jennifer Love Hewitt: Leah Jones

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Quotes 

• Leah : Is it just you three, or is your entire gender mentally deficient?

  Josh : It's pretty much all of us.

• Leah : This is your big move?

  Brad : Do you remember Crayola Crayons?

  Leah : Huh?

  Brad : They had this one color oh, what was it called... um... oh yeah, Blizzard Blue. That was my favorite color in the world, and until tonight I didn't know why. It's the very color of your eyes.

  Leah : My eyes?

  Brad : Yeah, Ya know I... I schedule my entire day just to get a glimpse of you, a-and it could be the worst day ever. But seeing you, makes everything okay.

  Leah : It does?

  Brad : Yeah, it does. I don't know why, But I wanna know.

  [he leans in to kiss her] 

  Brad : To know you more. I want to know you today, tomorrow, forever.

  [Brad pauses] 

  Brad : Eh? It was pretty good, huh? Took me six months to memorize that.

  Leah : Yeah, and it'll take you six months to forget!

  [she shoves him off the bed] 

  Brad : What? You didn't like it?

  Leah : Christ, I think I'm gonna gag.

• Leah : Check this, Valetino, okay? We've been friends since like, sperm and everytime you get hurt I have to be um, nice to you for a good two weeks, and I hate that so, let me school you on what's going to happen tonight. Sit.

  Brad : You, be Brooke? Right.

  Leah : Yeah, it's really quite simple to do. Just think bobbing head doll. Ready?

  [in valley girl accent] 

  Leah : Hi! I'm Brooke. I'm a vapid, vacant, vacuous girly girl. Tee-hee-hee-hee.

• Leah : Wait a minute.

  Brad : What?

  Leah : Let me see your hand, Brad.

  Brad : What?

  Leah : Your hand.

  Brad : My hand?

  Leah : Yes.

  [he holds out his left hand and she slaps it] 

  Leah : Other one.

  Brad : What? It's...

  Leah : God! It's been four days since she scribbled there, don't you bathe?

  Brad : Yeah, I bathe! Plenty!

• Leah : I'm vacating this switchlized adolescent display of hedenistic amorality.

• Leah : [talking to herself]  Yeah, I don't l know why I do this, I mean, he can't just expect me to take care of things all the time and ugh, for a girly girl, ugh, Leah to the rescue to help the crook. Ugh.

• Leah : This is so stupid. This is so stupid, I - I should just tell him how I feel, just say it ya know, just say "Brad, you rock, man." Oh, God, so stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.