The Waterboy (1998)

Clint Howard: Paco

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Quotes 

• [after watching Bobby tackle a player] 

  Paco : Look at Bobby tackle. I haven't seen a tackle like that since Joe Montana.

  Walter : Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot.

  Paco : I said Joe Mantegna.

• Paco : I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional brain. You see, you're an inspriation, to all of us who... who weren't born handsome, and charming and cool, and and...

  [breaks out in tears] 

• Paco : Hey Walter! I bet you fifty bucks Guy Grenouille throws a touchdown pass on the first play. Check it out!

  Paco : [Guy Grenouille throws an interception]  Woo hoo hoo hoo! You owe me fifty bucks!

  Walter : You said it was gonna be a touchdown pass, you crazy asshole!