Mulan (1998)

Harvey Fierstein: Yao

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Quotes 

• Chi Fu : [singing]  I've a girl at home who's unlike any other...

  Yao : [singing in whisper to Mulan]  Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother.

• Yao : I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy.

• Shang : Ping, you are the craziest man I've ever met, and for that I owe you my life. From now on, you have my trust.

  Ling : Let's hear it for Ping, the bravest of us all!

  Yao : You're king of the mountain!

• Yao : My girl will think I have no faults...

  Chien-Po : That I'm a major find.

  Mulan : Uh... How about a girl who's got a brain, who always speaks her mind?

  Yao , Chien-Po , Ling : Nah!

• Yao : Ah, you ain't worth my time, chicken boy.

  Mushu : Chicken boy? Say that to my face, you limp noodle!

• Mulan : Okay. Any questions?

  Yao : Does this dress make me look fat?

• Yao : I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt *on*.

• Chien-Po : [singing]  I'm never gonna catch my breath!

  Yao : Say goodbye to those who knew me!

  Ling : Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym!

  Mushu : [speak-singing]  This guy's got her scared to death!

  Mulan : [singing]  Hope he doesn't see right through me!

  Chien-Po : Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!

• Yao : [at the waterhole]  Hey, Ping.

  Mulan : Oh, hi, guys. I didn't know you were here. I was just washing, so now I'm clean, and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye!

  Ling : Come back here! I knew we were jerks to you before, so, let's start over. Hi, I'm Ling.

  Chien-Po : And I'm Chien-Po.

  Mulan : Hello, Chien-Po.

  Yao : [standing naked on a rock]  And I am Yao, king of the rock!

  [mildly sneering] 

  Yao : And there's nuttin' you girls can do about it.

  Ling : Oh, yeah? Well, I think Ping and I can take you.

  Mulan : I really don't want to take him anywhere.

  Ling : Ping, we have to fight.

  Mulan : No, we don't. We could just... close our eyes... and - swim around...

  Ling : [pulling on Mulan's arm]  Come on, don't be such a gir... Ouch! Something bit me!

  Mushu : Ugh! Ach! What a nasty flavor.

  Ling : Snake!

  [Ling and Chien-Po scramble onto the rock with Yao, while Mulan sneaks away] 

  Ling : Some king of the rock.

  [Yao pushes him off] 

• Man with Tattoo : [Mulan is watching Yao and Ling talk to a new recruit who is showing off his tattoo]  This tattoo will protect me from harm.

  Yao : Hmmm...

  [punches the recruit who falls] 

  Ling : [laughs]  I hope you can get your money back!

  Mulan : I don't think I can do this.

• Shang : Soldiers!

  [all assemble into line] 

  Shang : You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning. Anyone who acts otherwise, will answer to me.

  Yao : Ooh, tough guy!