My Favorite Martian (1999)

Jeff Daniels: Tim O'Hara

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Quotes 

• Uncle Martin : Wake up, Tim. There's a big day ahead of us.

  Tim O'Hara : It's still night time. You've been asleep for 30 seconds.

  Uncle Martin : 30 seconds? I *was* tired!

• Tim O'Hara : O'Hara here, leave a message, keep it short.

  Mr. Channing : Channing here, you're fired. Short enough for you?

• Tim O'Hara : Your spaceship is double-parked in my living room.

• Mrs. Brown : Tim, what are you doing?

  Tim O'Hara : [standing on a ladder with a video camera]  Uncle Martin is in the hot tub and I'm... watching.

  Mrs. Brown : Oh...

  [walking off, in sotto voice] 

  Mrs. Brown : Weird family.

• Uncle Martin : Martians use 100% of their brain while humans only use 10%.

  Tim O'Hara : No, we're smarter than that.

  Uncle Martin : Your astronauts pee in their spacesuits. Case closed.

• Tim O'Hara : We use more than 10% of our brains.

  Uncle Martin : Your astronauts pee in their spacesuits. Case closed.