The Odd Couple II (1998)

Lou Cutell: Abe

Quotes 

• Oscar Madison : What's the matter, don't you look at a good ass anymore?

  Abe : I'm not allowed to look at Pastrami, why should I look at an ass?

• Abe : He just missed someone in crowd!

  Oscar Madison : What crowd? We could all go home in one car.