Men in Black II (2002)

Rosario Dawson: Laura Vasquez

Photos 

1 more photos

Quotes 

• Agent Kay : When you get sad, it rains.

  Laura : Lots of people get sad when it rains.

  Agent Kay : It rains because you're sad, baby.

• Laura : It's not fair.

  Agent J : Nothing ever is...

• Agent J : [Jay is hiding Laura at the Worms' place]  Here's my communicator. You'll be safe here.

  Worms : [Laura kisses Jay]  Whooooh!

  Agent J : Uh... just... watch out for Neeble.

  Laura : Which one's Neeble?

  Agent J : Um... err... which one o' y'all's Neeble?

  Neeble : Yo, mama!

  Agent J : Ah, there ya go. And... uh... don't fall asleep.

  [Jay exits] 

  Worms : Twister!

• Agent J : [after Jay stopped the countdown launch that was to send Laura into space]  What do you mean, just leave you? I never run out on a fight.

  Laura : He took your gun. Cracked you on the head.

  Agent J : And...

  Laura : Slammed you across the room. Half the time you were on your back.

  Agent J : That's how I fight.

• Laura : When we're kids, before we're taught how to think or what to believe, our hearts tell us there is something else out there. I know what I saw. You tell me what I'm supposed to believe.

• Agent J : [Removes neuralizer from his pocket]  I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to...

  Laura : Kill me?

  Agent J : No, just as little flash and everything goes back to the way it was.

  Laura : After you flash me, if I see you again will I know it's you?

  Agent J : I'll see you, but you won't see me.

  Laura : Must be hard. Must be very lonely.

• Worms : Once you've had worm, it's what you'll yearn!

  Agent J : Ahahahaha!

  Agent J : [to Laura]  They're just, you know...

  [makes a blabbermouth gesture with his hand] 

  Laura : I've dated worse...

• Agent K : You know things before they happen.

  Laura : I'm a Libra!

  Agent K : I'm sorry.

• Laura : An hour ago, a man I've known my whole life vanished in front of my eyes because of a woman with things coming out of her fingers and a two-headed guy with the IQ of a cannoli. So yeah, everything's okay.

• Ben : [sees an employee of the month award]  Here it is. Ta-da.

  Laura : Ben, I don't know what to say.

  Ben : People look at that plank years from now, you know what they'll say?

  Laura : Employee" is spelled wrong?

  Ben : Eh, they charge by the letter. People say, "imagine that. Big shot like her used to work here.

  Laura : Ben...

  Ben : You deserve it. Bring up a case of Mountain Dew from the basement.

• Laura : [looks at the cat bringing a case of Mountain Dew from the basement]  Hey, Bruno.

  Serleena : Two slices of pepperoni and information about the Light of Zartha.

  Ben : Please, whoever you are, don't hurt me.

  Serleena : Where's the Light, Ben?

  Ben : I don't know what you're talking about. Please, let me down, ma'am.

  Laura : I want to report a robbery...

  [shocked when the door was open] 

  Serleena : [looks at the door, looks at Scrad to check]  There. Noise.

  Serleena : [when looks right]  Kitchen!

  Scrad : Oh!

  Laura : [hides under the table] 

  Serleena : You idiots see anything?

  Scrad : [looks at the door]  Wind blew the door open.

  Charlie : Nothing out of the ordinary.

• Agent J : I'm Agent Jay. Why don't you tell me exactly what you saw?

  Laura : I saw a two-headed guy and a woman in leather.

  Agent J : Caucasian?

  Laura : Gray, with tentacles that were coming out of her hands and she used them to rip...

  Agent J : This skin off of his body. Actually, it's not skin. It's a protoplasma polymer similar to the chemical makeup of the gum you find in baseball cards. What was the last thing you ate pryor to the incident?

  Laura : Calzone.

  Agent J : What time?

  Laura : Lunch.

  Agent J : Spinach?

  Laura : Mushroom.

  Agent J : Hm. You need pie.