Men in Black II (2002)

Patrick Warburton: Agent Tee

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Quotes 

• [Agents J and T have dinner at a restaurant] 

  Agent T : Oh, good pie!

  Agent J : Oh, yeah.

  [T starts crying] 

  Agent J : What's wrong, man? The pie not good?

  Agent T : You're gonna neuralyze me!

  Agent J : No...

  Agent T : Yes! You brought me to a public place so I wouldn't make a scene!

  Agent J : You ARE making a scene!

• Agent J : Why did you join MiB?

  Agent T : Six years in the Marines. Love to serve, love the action.

  Agent J : You wanted to play hero. Well, you joined the wrong organization. You ever hear of James Edwards?

  Agent T : No.

  Agent J : Well, he saved the lives of fifteen people tonight. But nobody knows he exists. And if nobody knows he exists, how can anybody love him?

• [Jay neuralyzes Agent T] 

  Agent J : Get married, have a bunch of kids.

  Agent T : Okay.

  Agent J : [to a waitress on his way out]  Hey, listen. My buddy's kind of shy, but he thinks you are *hot*.

• Agent J : Nothing fancy, no heroics, by the book this time.

  Agent T : Got it. Hey!

  Agent J : Ooh. Uh, hey, Jeff, what's happening, buddy? We were just wondering what you were doing.

  Agent T : The man's talking to ya!

  Agent J : Uh, you know our arrangements, Jeff. You don't travel outside of the E, F, and R subway lines, in exchange, you get to eat all the inorganic garbage that you want.

  Agent T : What the hell are you doing here, worm boy?

  Agent J : Uh, T... Jeff, excuse my partner. He's new and he's...

  [Jeff attacks T] 

  Agent J : ... kinda stupid.