- [the townspeople have offered the Lone Ranger anything he wants as a reward]
- The Lone Ranger: I'll tell you what. Anything? Give me that Indian over there.
- Street Sweeper: Who's that? Tonto?
- The Lone Ranger: Yes, Tonta! I want Tonta the Indian!
- Street Sweeper: What the hell you talkin' about? You can't have Tonto.
- The Lone Ranger: Bullshit! You made the deal, that's what I want. I want Tonta the Indian.
- Street Sweeper: You gonna get your "Tonta," buddy. His name ain't "Tonta," it's "Tonto." What the hell you want Tonto for?
- The Lone Ranger: To perform an unnatural act.
- The Lone Ranger: I'm not a fag! But I've heard a lot about it and read exposes. I want to try it now to see how bad it is. Just once.