Thursday (1998)

Luck Hari: Cashier

Quotes 

• Dallas : Just get the fucking coffee and let's go.

  Billy Hill : This ain't exactly Brazil. I coulda pissed you a fuckin' cup by now.

  Nick : [to Cashier]  HEY? You're out of Chocolate Mac!

  Cashier : Sorry. No Chocolate Macadamia. You will please have something else?

  Nick : [filling cup]  Fuckin' Hazelnut...

  Cashier : [ringing up cash register]  That will be one dollar and eight cents.

  Nick : The sign says "All coffee: 69 cents."

  Cashier : I am very sorry, but that is a 44-ounce cup and the largest coffee cup is 20 ounces. Therefore, I must charge you 99 cents, plus tax, the price of a large fountain drink.

  Nick : That's bullshit! That sign says "Coffee: all sizes", not "all sizes up to 20 ounces."

  Cashier : I'm humbly sorry, but you must pay 99 cents, plus tax, for that cup.

  Dallas : Just pay the bitch the dollar-eight and let's get the FUCK outta here!

  Nick : Fine, but it's bullshit. Just get me my fuckin' snackie cake.

  Cashier : I'm sorry. I cannot do that. That is *only* available with the 20-ounce coffee. That is not a 20-ounce coffee.

  Billy Hill : This bitch is gettin' on my nerves, man. Forget it!

  Dallas : Just give him the fuckin' danish.

  Nick : That sign says, "Free snackie cake." I paid a dollar and eight cents for my coffee. I want my free snackie cake!

  Cashier : I *cannot* do that.

  Dallas : [puts snackie cake on the counter]  Here. Hmmm? Take it!

  Nick : That's apple cinnamon! I wanted cream cheese.

  Billy Hill : For fuck's sake, pay her the money and let's go.

  Nick : [scoffs]  Fine! Either of you got something smaller than a Ben?

  Cashier : [Billy opens his case and hands Nick a $50]  I'm sorry. I cannot accept any moneys over a $20 bill.

  Billy Hill : [frustrated]  That's it...

  Cashier : I should not sell it to you anyway, as that cup is very hot and might burn you. You are very strange. I'm going to call the police.

  Dallas : Fuck this. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!... BLAM!