- Pervert on Phone: Come on, be a good little girl and put your vagina up to the phone!
- Shelley: Shove it, fuckwad!
- [after boys tried smugly stealing clothes]
- Blond Haired Cashier Lady: Now give me the camera and unzip your pants and show me your hardware or I'm calling the police.
- Pecker: [Making a toast] And my little sister Chrissy, for teaching me that life is nothing if you're not obsessed.