Halloween with the New Addams Family (1977 TV Movie)

Carolyn Jones: Morticia Addams, Ophelia Frump

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Quotes 

• First Cop : Sorry, folks, but there's been complaints about the noise.

  Morticia Addams : But this is a holiday, and a very special holiday for the Addams family. Everyone here is a relative.

  Uncle Fester : [brings in the crooks]  I'm sorry, you're mistaken, Morticia, these two aren't.

  First Cop : Well... Bones Lafferty and Louie the Lard?

  Gomez Addams : Oh, you must be mistaken, Officer; these are members of our family.

  [Fester shakes his head] 

  Boss Crook : No, no, no. No, we, we, we, we just said that... we're not members. Oh, but the lion, a lion! In, in the basement, and a lady flew right out the window!

  Little Bo Peep : That was no lady, it was a pterodactyl.

• Morticia Addams : Ah, Mr. Addams, do have some hors d'oeuvres. Eh, these creep, these hop, and these just lie there.

• Morticia Addams : [an explosion is heard from the kitchen]  Did you have a cake in the oven, Mama?

  Grandmama Addams : It's that woman again! That's my kitchen, not an airport!

• Gomez Addams : This Boston branch is extremely innovative, Querida.

  Morticia Addams : And they bulge nicely, too.

• Morticia Addams : Do be careful where you step, Mr. Addams. I hate to hear an egg scream.

• Morticia Addams : [singing]  Christmas and Easter bring wonderful treasures, but spirits and pumpkins bring far greater pleasures.

• Morticia Addams : Eh, this is Mr. Grim, the assessor. Show him the house, please.

  Grandmama Addams : He's in it.

• Ophelia Frump : I found him! I found him! He was hiding.

  Pancho Addams : I was not hiding, I was... meditating.

  Ophelia Frump : In the dumbwaiter?

• Gomez Addams : [opening a present]  An umbrella. Tish, you know me like a book.

  Morticia Addams : I was afraid the weather might turn nasty. And you know how miserable sunshine can be. I shall pray for clouds.