There's Something About Mary (1998)

Lee Evans: Tucker

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• Norm : Really? Where would I have seen your work?

  Pat Healy : Well, have you been to, uh well, let me see... Santiago, Chile?

  Norm : Twice last year. Which building's yours?

  Pat Healy : Are you familiar with the soccer stadium?

  Norm : Did you build the Estadio Olimpico?

  Pat Healy : No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers. It's quite a fine example, in fact. I recommend that next time you're up that way that you drop in and take a gander at it yourself.

• [Tossing drug-laced doggie treats into Mary's apartment] 

  Pat Healy : Wait... how many is this?

  Norm : Umm... four.

  Pat Healy : Four? That seems like an aweful lot of speed to give one little pooch. Are you sure it won't kill him?

  Norm : I never said that.

  Pat Healy : ...eh.

  [tosses another through the window anyway] 

• Norm : How are the twins?

  Stripper : Fuck you, Norm!

  Norm : Hey, I love it when you talk dirty to me, man!

• [Mary's rival suitors - Ted, Pat, Dom, and Norm - are confronting her and each other in her home] 

  Norm : Oh, man, this is like group therapy or somethin'!

• Mary : [about Pat]  I know he's a little different, but that's what I like about him. He dresses like a complete dork, he chews with his mouth open, he hardly ever says the right thing, and probably farts, too.

  Tucker : Oh, that's what you're looking for, is it? A farter?

  Mary : No, I'm looking for a guy.

• Norm : How the hell do you think I got rid of the last guy, Brett?

  Ted : Wait, Brett? Are you saying that Brett didn't say those things about Warren?

  Norm : Are you shittin' me? Mr. Goody-Two shoes? He was like an Eagle Scout. Wait a minute, you two should be kissing my fucking hairy bean bag, you know cuz if it wasn't for me she might of married that schmuck.

  Ted : I feel sick. Both of you are just... I'm out of here.