Zork: Grand Inquisitor (1997 Video Game)

Michael McKean: Dalboz of Gurth, The Dungeon Master

Quotes 

• Dalboz of Gurth, the Dungeon Master : I shall call you ageless, faceless, gender-neutral, culturally ambiguous, adventurer person. AFGNCAAP for short.

• Dalboz of Gurth, the Dungeon Master : Your sword is blowing glue. Wait, let me try that again, your sword is glowing blue.