The Curse of Monkey Island (1997 Video Game)

Alexandra Boyd: Gov. Elaine Marley, Son Pirate

Quotes 

• Elaine Marley : You know... I don't think my father would approve of me dating the undead, and you're probably too nice a zombie-pirate for me anyway. Let's just be friends instead.

• Elaine Marley : Let's face it, LeChuck. You are an evil, foul-smelling, vile, co-dependent villain and that's just not what I'm looking for in a romantic relationship right now.

  [LeChuck and his henchman Skully look at each other in confusion as to what Elaine meant] 

  LeChuck : Darn yer riddles, ya saucy female! What d'ya mean?

  [cuts off Skully's head while he speaks] 

  Skully : Ahhh! Ohhh!

  Elaine Marley : You're a blood-thirsty monster who's already kidnapped me once, tortured my friends, and taken from me the only man I ever loved: Guybrush Threepwood.

  Skully : [Guybrush sighs happily]  Awwww... how romantic...

  [sees Guybrush] 

  Skully : Ship Ahoy!

• [last lines] 

  Son Pirate : This carnival is great, dad!

  Father Pirate : It sure is, son. But you know, rumor has it that the man who built this place is buried here. And they say that, to this day, his frozen body remains in the tunnels somewhere beneath the amusement park.

  [LeChuck's theme plays once more] 

• LeChuck : By my congealed blood, you'll learn to love me! Sail with me and I'll make ya queen of the dead!

  Elaine Marley : I... I can't. I'm washing my hair tonight.

• Guybrush Threepwood : Elaine, I'm a man of action, a swashbuckler, a rogue, a wanderer. A man who can hold his breath for ten minutes! I have no ties and no regrets. I sail with the wind and go where adventure takes me. But somehow, something always leads me...

  Elaine Marley : Guybrush, stop babbling.

  Guybrush Threepwood : Elaine, will you marry me?