The Curse of Monkey Island (1997 Video Game)

Denny Delk: Murray, Skully, Father Pirate

Quotes 

• Guybrush Threepwood : How can you see without eyeballs?

  Murray : How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer.

• Murray : I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!

  Guybrush Threepwood : 'Stride?'

  Murray : All right then, 'ROLL! ROLL through the gates of hell.' Must you take the fun out of everything?

  Guybrush Threepwood : You're about as fearsome as a doorstop.

  Murray : Is it a really EVIL-looking doorstop?

  Guybrush Threepwood : [sighs]  Never mind.

• Elaine Marley : Let's face it, LeChuck. You are an evil, foul-smelling, vile, co-dependent villain and that's just not what I'm looking for in a romantic relationship right now.

  [LeChuck and his henchman Skully look at each other in confusion as to what Elaine meant] 

  LeChuck : Darn yer riddles, ya saucy female! What d'ya mean?

  [cuts off Skully's head while he speaks] 

  Skully : Ahhh! Ohhh!

  Elaine Marley : You're a blood-thirsty monster who's already kidnapped me once, tortured my friends, and taken from me the only man I ever loved: Guybrush Threepwood.

  Skully : [Guybrush sighs happily]  Awwww... how romantic...

  [sees Guybrush] 

  Skully : Ship Ahoy!

• Guybrush Threepwood : Do you know anything about lifting curses?

  Murray : Oh, right. I know a lot about lifting curses. That's why I'm a disembodied talking skull sitting on top of a spike in the middle of a swamp.

  Guybrush Threepwood : You seem bitter.

  Murray : I'm sorry. It's been a rough day.

• [when you choose the anchor] 

  Murray : How could you choose that anchor over me? Me? Your best friend?

• Murray : I am Murray, the invincible demonic skull!

• Murray : Something tells me you're not taking me very seriously.

  Guybrush Threepwood : No, no I am.

  Murray : Then let me hear you scream in terror.

  Guybrush Threepwood : I'm too scared to say anything.

  Murray : Ha ha!

  [laughs evilly] 

• [last lines] 

  Son Pirate : This carnival is great, dad!

  Father Pirate : It sure is, son. But you know, rumor has it that the man who built this place is buried here. And they say that, to this day, his frozen body remains in the tunnels somewhere beneath the amusement park.

  [LeChuck's theme plays once more] 

• Murray : [Guybrush, covered in feathers, enters the swamp]  El Pollo Diablo! At last, one of my demonic brethren, come to set me free!

  Guybrush Threepwood : Oh, brother.

  Murray : Come, release me, so that I might run free alongside you as we terrorize the mortals of this island!

  Guybrush Threepwood : I'm out of here.

  Murray : Wait! Don't leave!