The Curse of Monkey Island (1997 Video Game)

Neil Ross: Wally

Quotes 

• Guybrush Threepwood : I'm selling these fine leather jackets.

  Wally : [puts down his gun]  Really?

  Guybrush Threepwood : No. I'm lying.

  Wally : In that case, I don't want one.

  Guybrush Threepwood : Yep, sorry we couldn't make a deal.

  Wally : [takes up his gun]  Cross me again and I'll chum for sharks with ya!

• Guybrush Threepwood : Well, I'm pretty tough myself!

  Wally : You! Don't make me laugh! You couldn't even grow a decent beard!

  Guybrush Threepwood : Hey... How did you know about my attempted beard?

  Wally : Er... Pirate's intuition.

• Wally : [aiming his pistol at Guybrush]  Ya scabrous swab! One more word and I'll let you have it!

  Guybrush Threepwood : Word.

  Wally : That's it! I'm gonna blast ya! I'm gonna... I'm... gonna...

  [sniffs] 

  Wally : Oh, I can't do it! I just can't!

  [sobs] 

  Wally : You're right, Mr. Wood!

  [puts his pistol away] 

  Wally : I'm just not a pirate! I'm not ferocious, or bloodthirsty, or hateful, or anything! I'm not even... I'm not even unpleasant!

  [falls on his knees and buries his face in his hands and hits himself with his hook] 

  Wally : Oh!

  [throws the hook away] 

  Wally : Waaaaaaaaah!

  Guybrush Threepwood : Oh, there, there.