Hideous Kinky (1998)

Bella Riza: Bea

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Quotes 

• Bea : It's because I flooded the bathroom and the ceiling fell in and the cats ran off, that's when she started talking about Marocco and the sufi's. Mom says a sufi doesn't ask who a sufi is... so what the hell is a sufi anyway?

• Julia : Every week a new set of men, have you noticed?

  Bea : Prostitutes

  Julia : Do you think so? Where did you learn that!

• Julia : So, how was your first day at school?

  Bea : Well, a little girl wet herself.

  Julia : [laughs]  And?

  Bea : The teacher took her to the front of the class

  [pause] 

  Bea : and beat her

  [pause] 

  Bea : and beat her with a cane

  [pause] 

  Bea : until she stopped crying and than she beat her some more

  [pause] 

  Bea : and than the cane broke.

  Julia : My God, you can't go back there.

  Bea : Why not, of course I can.

  [walks away, stops and turns around] 

  Bea : Only joking!

• Lucy : Mom, when can we have rice pudding again?

  Julia : As soon as the check comes from your father.

  Bea : Sure, father Christmas!

• Julia : London's cold, cold and sad. No camel, no Abdul's a jelliybean.

  Bea : No scorpions.

• Lucy : B, when you grow up would you like to be a shepherd?

  Bea : No, I don't think so.