Hercules (1998–1999)

Bobcat Goldthwait: Pain

Quotes 

• [Pain and Panic have to stop Icarus from kissing Cassandra] 

  Pain : He's going to kiss somebody? I have to get out more. I could do okay.

• Pain : What evil can we inflict for you? Vengeance? Torture? Adult contemporary music?

• [Pain and Panic are in King Croesus' dungeon, checking out his torture devices] 

  Pain : Look at all this stuff! Croesus has a much bigger budget than Hades.

  Panic : A portable evicerator! I can't wait to try this baby out.

  Pain : Ooh! Ooh! A Flay-Z-Boy recliner!

  Panic : It's so many toys! I can't decide! Oh, this *is* torture!