Hercules (1998–1999)

Eric Idle: Mr. Parentheses, Parenthesis, School Master

Quotes 

• Parenthesis : For generations we've used the oracular reading of oxen guts to predict our student's careers, or lack thereof.

  Hercules : Eeeyugh. Couldn't you use some sort of aptitude test instead?

  Parenthesis : We tried that. The oxen guts were more accurate by 72%.