Mighty Max (1993–1995)

Rob Paulsen: Max, Alien leader, Kali Worshipper

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• [Max and Norman enter a room with several solid stone slabs as furniture] 

  Max : Yeesh, what is this place?

  Norman : My room, Mighty One

  Max : Ah. Remind me never to have a pillow fight with you, Norman.

• [Zygote faces his T-Rex against Max's devolved pet iguana, Thor] 

  Professor Zygote : My dinosaur can beat your dinosaur!

  Max : Oh, now we're REALLY mature.

• Max : How about Norman? I really have a good feeling about him.

  Norman : I eat aliens for breakfast!

  Max : Ha, you see. They're even on his diet.

• Max : Hey Virg, how come you can't fly?

  Virgil : I learned to read instead.

• Bea : Max, you and your stupid cap!

  Max : Hey, I don't make it work!

• Max : Don't I get to make my one phone call? My mom'll be worried if I don't call and let her know I'm in jail!

• Max : This squid is really losing his temper! And I'm losing my lunch!

• Hanuman : No, you can't do this. I do not want to be a hero again... please?

  Max : Sometimes you gotta do things, whether you want to or not!

  Norman : Yes! Sometimes you do.

• Max : Why are we still running?

  Norman : Good exercise.

• Man : Him!

  Sarah : Him!

  Max : Who him?

• Max : Come on, Virg. The only dinosaur living in Hawaii is big and purple and sings on TV.

• Max : Good means of summoning, Virgil. Why didn't you spell it out in pepperoni?

  Virgil : I wanted to make sure you read it before you ate it.

• Max : Oh great! A talking chicken doll telling me what to do!

  Virgil Doll : I'm a fowl, actually.

• Max : You can't fly the plane.

  Bea : Why? Because I'm a girl?

  Max : Because you don't know how.

  Bea : Yes I do. My mother taught me.

• Max : Whoa, a CD! No title? Just my luck, it might be the Village People.

• Virgil : We must act at once, Mighty One!

  Max's Mom : Max, you're not going into that tunnel unless I go with you.

  Max : Ohh, I wonder if other superheroes had to bring their moms along when they save the world.

  Max's Mom : Come on! You know I'm not like other moms. Careful honey, you might poke your eye out.

• Max : What are we facing this time? A beast? A monster? A demon?

  Man #1 : It's a beast!

  Man #2 : It's a monster!

  Man #3 : It's a demon!

  Max : Ha! Ace Ventura always gets it!

• Max : Oh well. What would you expect from a fowl?

  Man in Chicken Suit : Hey! I'm a chicken, actually!

• Skull Master : Where is it, Mighty One?

  Max : Oh, what? The men's room? I think it's right around...

  Skull Master : THE ARCANA!

• Max : Stuck.

  Norman : You want me to break it?

  Max : Never mind him, we gotta realign those satellites.

  Virgil : I fear that will be impossible. Mega has created a force field around the controls.

  Norman : You want me to break it?

  Max : That's just about your favorite thing to do, isn't it Normie?

• Max : A Cyberskull action figure? That's a "Must Have" item on my Christmas list!

• Computer : Please enter the access code.

  Virgil : Oh dear. It will take me days to decipher this.

  Norman : Allow me.

  [he punches the door and gets electrocuted] 

  Norman : Ho! Aah!

  Computer : I'm sorry. "Ho, Aah" is not the correct access code. Please try again.

  Max : Maybe we should knock?

  Virgil : Knock?

  Computer : "Knock Knock" is the correct access code.

  [door opens] 

  Computer : Please come in, and wipe your feet.

• Max : Mom! You gotta take that ring off!

  Max's Mom : I don't think it's going to fit you, Max. It's tight on me.

• Max : What's going on here?

  Virgil : Oh merely the end of the world!

  Max : Oh good. I was afraid it was something serious.

• Max : Virgil, the prophecy has got to have something to say about this mess?

  Virgil : With Skull Master's demise, the prophecy no longer applies! Nothing but chaos remains.

  Norman : Works for me!

• Skull Master : You fool, you can't save the world!

  Max : I can die trying!

  Skull Master : You will!