- [Zygote faces his T-Rex against Max's devolved pet iguana, Thor]
- Professor Zygote: My dinosaur can beat your dinosaur!
- Max: Oh, now we're REALLY mature.
- Max: Don't I get to make my one phone call? My mom'll be worried if I don't call and let her know I'm in jail!
- Virgil: We must act at once, Mighty One!
- Max's Mom: Max, you're not going into that tunnel unless I go with you.
- Max: Ohh, I wonder if other superheroes had to bring their moms along when they save the world.
- Max's Mom: Come on! You know I'm not like other moms. Careful honey, you might poke your eye out.
- Skull Master: Where is it, Mighty One?
- Max: Oh, what? The men's room? I think it's right around...
- Skull Master: THE ARCANA!
- Virgil: Skull Master, let the boy go.
- Skull Master: Reveal the location of the Arcana, and I will. Deny me, and I'll the cut the boy a new smile!
- Computer: Please enter the access code.
- Virgil: Oh dear. It will take me days to decipher this.
- Norman: Allow me.
- [he punches the door and gets electrocuted]
- Norman: Ho! Aah!
- Computer: I'm sorry. "Ho, Aah" is not the correct access code. Please try again.
- Max: Maybe we should knock?
- Virgil: Knock?
- Computer: "Knock Knock" is the correct access code.
- [door opens]
- Computer: Please come in, and wipe your feet.