Jack Frost (1998)

Michael Keaton: Jack Frost

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• Charlie : But Dad...!

  Jack : Butt Dad? Did you just call me Butt Dad? Is that the kind of thing Coach Gronic is teaching you guys? Butt Dad? By the way, that would make you Butt Boy.

  Charlie : But...

  Jack : [climbs into a car]  Bye Butt Family!

• Jack : My balls are freezin! I never thought I'd say THAT with a smile on my face.

• Charlie : You the man!

  Jack : NO, I'm the SNOWMAN!

• Jack : I just have to accept it. I accept I'm a snowman. Okay.

  [screams loudly] 

  Jack : SID!

• Jack : Three balls, two sticks, one corked nose. Snowman? No. Much, much more. I am the Wizard of Blizzard! Hahahahahaha! Now run you little mountain goats!

• Jack : You know, sometimes it's good to have a big butt.

• [first words as a snowman] 

  Jack : I'm home.

• [Jack is pelted with two snowballs, which stick to his chest and become like boobs] 

  Jack : ...Nah.

  [throws them back] 

• Jack : Whhhhrrrr. Pull your vehicle over to the right.

  [Rory is distracted and tumbles down the hill to the right] 

  Jack : Perfect.

• Jack : Hey, pal. You were the one who played on the magic harmonica!

  Charlie : What? Magic harmonica? I thought you made that up!

  Jack : So did I!

• [Jack discovers he is a snowman] 

  Jack : [sees his genitals are gone]  Oh, no!

• [last lines] 

  Jack : l will always hear you.

• Jack : [when he came home]  Boy, something smells goo...

  Gabby Frost : You promised him, didn't you? Why'd you go and do that, Jack? How many times have I told you if you're not going to be there, don't say you're going to be there. You know how I knew you promised him? He kept looking at me up in the stands. And after about I don't know the 40th time, I realized he expected you to be there. Jack, I don't care if you get too busy or you flake out on me. Well, I care, but I chose it. I married you. I'll deal with it. He didn't choose this, Jack. One of these days, Charlie is going to score his first goal and you won't see it. Just like you never saw him with the measles, or the time he jammed the Fig Newtons into the slide projector. You know, those things only happen once, then they're gone.

  Jack : I...

  Gabby Frost : Don't, Jack. You said enough.

• Jack : I was so busy trying to make my mark on the world, I didn't... You are my mark on the world.