- [title credits]
- Voice: Spooks. Spooks!
- [first lines]
- Phantom: I'm the Phantom!
- Owl: Who? Who?
- Phantom: Not you, you fat-faced-buzzard!
- [last lines]
- Phantom: What does a chicken say when it lays a square egg?
- Oswald the Rabbit: I d-d-don't know.
- [the Phantom slaps his face]
- Oswald the Rabbit: Ouch!
- Phantom: Ouch is correct.
- [end credits]
- Chorus: # Boop-oop-a-doop! / Boop-oop-a-doop! / Boop-oop-a-doop, / That's Oswald! #