Three to Tango (1999)

Neve Campbell: Amy Post

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Quotes 

• [Standing outside the cafe, Oscar is looking very ill] 

  Amy : Oh, are you OK?

  Oscar Novak : Mouth... watering.

  Amy : God, I knew that Tuna Melt tasted funny. I'm lucky, I can eat just about anything. Know why? Cause my mother was a horrible cook. She used to make this thing that smelled like a wet dog and old tennis shoes and...

  [Oscar retches] 

  Amy : Oh, sorry.

  Oscar Novak : Would you excuse me for a second?

  Oscar Novak : [Oscar kneels over and is violently sick]  Boy, that felt good!

  Amy : Don't worry, you'll be all right in a minute.

  [Amy pauses, then keels over and is sick as well] 

  Oscar Novak : It just doesn't get better than this!

• Amy : So I take it you have kissed a woman before?

  Oscar Novak : Not the right one.

• [after Amy accidentally hits Oscar] 

  Amy : Did you hurt yourself?

  Oscar Novak : No, no... YOU hurt me!

• Oscar Novak : You know what the most spoken line in movies is?

  Amy : What?

  Oscar Novak : "Let's get out of here."

  Amy : Huh. It makes sense. It works for a lot of situations. "They're shooting at us. Let's get out of here." "Aliens have landed. Let's get out of here." I want to make mad passionate love to you. Let's get out of here."

  Oscar Novak : Those are good, especially the last one.

• [upon meeting her boyfriend's wife] 

  Amy : I handled that well, didn't I? I'm still in one piece.

  Oscar Novak : Yes, very well.

  [Amy starts to walk away] 

  Oscar Novak : Where are you going?

  Amy : To get really, *really* drunk.

• Oscar Novak : What's good?

  Diner Waiter : Tuna melt.

  Oscar Novak : Ohhh... what else?

  Diner Waiter : Tuna melt.

  Amy : What do you think?

  Oscar Novak : Yeah, two tuna melts.

• Amy : How are your balls?

  Oscar Novak : They're fine. Thanks for asking.