Mike Horner: Cortez

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• [first lines] 

  Horticia : How's the market today, Cortez?

  Cortez : It's not too good, Horticia.

  [chuckles] 

  Cortez : I am afraid I'm fully invested in ammunitions factories.

  [chuckles] 

  Cortez : All this peace breaking out in the world I think we might very well be ruined.

  [chuckles] 

  Horticia : How sad, mon amour! It seems that no one wants to blow anything up anymore.

  Cortez : "Mon amour". You spoke French.

• Horticia : Yes, well, they all won't be coming to see me, my sweet. I mean, we do have Cousin Tit and of course, you know, she's been turning heads for quite a while now.

  Cortez : She has filled out lately, hasn't she?

  Horticia : Yes, and then, of course, there's my 18-year-old niece, Tuesday. Well, she's coming on Wednesday.

  Cortez : And put her to work on Thursday. She'd be glad to pitch in.