The Maddams Family (1991 Video)
Ona Zee: Horticia
Quotes
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[first lines]
Horticia : How's the market today, Cortez?
Cortez : It's not too good, Horticia.
[chuckles]
Cortez : I am afraid I'm fully invested in ammunitions factories.
[chuckles]
Cortez : All this peace breaking out in the world I think we might very well be ruined.
[chuckles]
Horticia : How sad, mon amour! It seems that no one wants to blow anything up anymore.
Cortez : "Mon amour". You spoke French.
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Horticia : Let's open a whorehouse.
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Horticia : Yes, well, they all won't be coming to see me, my sweet. I mean, we do have Cousin Tit and of course, you know, she's been turning heads for quite a while now.
Cortez : She has filled out lately, hasn't she?
Horticia : Yes, and then, of course, there's my 18-year-old niece, Tuesday. Well, she's coming on Wednesday.
Cortez : And put her to work on Thursday. She'd be glad to pitch in.