- [first lines]
- Horticia: How's the market today, Cortez?
- Cortez: It's not too good, Horticia.
- [chuckles]
- Cortez: I am afraid I'm fully invested in ammunitions factories.
- [chuckles]
- Cortez: All this peace breaking out in the world I think we might very well be ruined.
- [chuckles]
- Horticia: How sad, mon amour! It seems that no one wants to blow anything up anymore.
- Cortez: "Mon amour". You spoke French.
- Horticia: Yes, well, they all won't be coming to see me, my sweet. I mean, we do have Cousin Tit and of course, you know, she's been turning heads for quite a while now.
- Cortez: She has filled out lately, hasn't she?
- Horticia: Yes, and then, of course, there's my 18-year-old niece, Tuesday. Well, she's coming on Wednesday.
- Cortez: And put her to work on Thursday. She'd be glad to pitch in.